Where the F... am I?

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Where the F... am I? (Charlie Cooper Book 1) Charlie Cooper just wanted a box of cereal. Instead, he got a one way ticket into the television. After being injected with experimental technology, Charlie finds himself glitching out of reality and into the last place a shy janitor wants to be: the center of the frame. In this series premiere, Charlie must survive his first two "channels" before his signal cuts out for good. Episode One: The Culinary Catastrophe Charlie has never cooked anything more ambitious than instant noodles. Now, he is a contestant in a high stakes cooking competition. He must navigate the insanity of reality TV judging and over-the-top personalities while trying not to set the kitchen on fire. In a world where "drama" is the only currency, Charlie’s total lack of skill might be the only thing that keeps the audience watching. Episode Two: The Small Town Noir The channel flips, and suddenly the bright lights of the kitchen are replaced by the shadows of a moody murder mystery. Charlie arrives at the worst possible moment, standing over a body while holding the murder weapon. In a town where everyone knows everyone except him, he has to solve the case just to stay alive. Inside Book One, you will find: The Cereal Aisle Incident: The most chaotic Tuesday in San Francisco history. The Simon Chapters: A touching look at the relationship between a man and his rat. The Penelope Thread: The agonizing, funny, and relatable beats of a crush so consuming that Charlie never even asked her name. Every chapter is built like an episode of your favorite show. Short chapters. Fast pace. The "just one more episode" feeling on every single page. The transmission has begun. Click ADD TO CART and see if Charlie can survive the season.

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Suitable for most readers 10 and up.

Charlie is a shy janitor who gets trapped inside TV shows after being injected with experimental technology. He must survive reality cooking competitions and murder mysteries. Mild violence (murder mystery setup), humor throughout, and wholesome themes of friendship and self-discovery.