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Kozmo Aloyuious Trismegistus Thoreau, a wastrel lobster fisherman, with a taste for the grape, a roving eye for the ladies and an unquenchable thirst for metaphysical mysteries scored some psilocybin mushrooms and found himself inexplicably sucked by the fractal time wave compression vortex into a multi-dimensional realm of simultaneous existences, cosmic intrigue, karmic IOU's and a powerful love that transcends the space time continuum. Time is simultaneous, he discovered and definitely a local custom when stuck in the third dimension. Not only did he exist and function across the space time continuum in a variety of incarnations but to his amazement each and every one was affecting the others in a continual, never ending feed back loop. His stupefaction grows exponentially as he discovers that some of his enemies on other planes have the ability to seek out his slowed up nineteen nineties misfit carcass and kick his cosmic but into another solar system. But help is at hand and ex girlfriends and time tripping master teachers arrive and disappear along his path with tips and fine tunings of his burgeoning parapsychological prowess. Our cosmic mariner humorously takes on the challenge to synch his three major incarnations; Thor, a master sorcerer with testosterone challenged tendencies from anti-delluvian days, Jessie, a beautiful angelic messenger in our near future with strong sexual urges that have a habit of getting in the way of the message, and Kosmo's own semi-balanced, semi-centered but ever eager sack of clay. The stakes are high; nothing short of the fate of the Earth and Lucifer's own hand picked all-pro satanic first string team in for the opposition and Kosmo just a few wattage burst short of enough DNA sparks to realistically pull the planet out of the inevitable firestorm. Or is he?