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WEIRD! SHOCKING! BIZARRE VAMPIRE MURDERED--SAVES ON COFFIN EXPENSES! Global Query ace reporter Savvy McKinnon is in Vermont to verify the existence of Count Yorga, an alleged nosferatu . While conducting her "interview with the vampire," the supposed immortal drops dead--after biting her on the arm! Now Savvy's feeling funny--pale, tired, sensitive to the sun. And when the "vampire's" body mysteriously disappears from the morgue, Savvy has to find out the truth behind the Count's fantastical fiction, before she becomes a Global Query headline! Savvy McKinnon is a reporter with a nose for the truth. That's why working for the Global Query , one of America's most notorious tabloids, is only temporary... she hopes. Savvy knows that 99% of her work is fiction. But she also knows that amid the army of two-headed Elvises and Bigfoot weddings lurks that other 1%. And it's her job to find it...