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When Jason throws a rock at the pompous Lord Bugle's head, he's sentenced to an urgent mission for an excessively lovely princess. If he delivers her secret message, maybe he can win her favor and set himself up for life. There are only about ten thousand things in his way. First and foremost, there is his priggish traveling companion, Chris (who is-let's give it away-secretly a gnome). And there are also the un-small matters of the poisoned omelet, the prophetic desert mirage, the river of fiery combustion, and, of course, Dr. Troll. Not to mention a rather big dragon with a sizable grudge. Sometimes it isn't very pleasant being a peasant.