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Alien Chicks In Citrus Bras And Stalkers From Beyond The Stars is a Comedy Sci-Fi novel centring around an unlikely love-heptangle and set against the ever-popular backdrop of universal apocalypse. The setting: the seedy underbelly of Venus 15 in a future where Venus has overtaken the Earth as the central hub of the solar system. The story initially follows the eccentric and nocturnal Gas Chong through a typically bizarre twenty four hours of his life, providing an insight into why he of all people will soon been chosen to combat the chameleonic evil that has extinguished all life in so many universes before. We see glimpses of his alien disguises, opulent luxury and raging paranoia. Chong is trying to assassinate the Mafia boss 'Mister Rack' who dropped him on the Planet of The Preying Mantis Women; all the while a secretive, inter-dimensional creature called the 'Chaos Blossom' selects him for her pre-apocalyptic nibble, and gets onto his trail. If he had known of her existence and her intentions Chong would have freaked out in the truest sense of the phrase, what with his raging fear of being eaten alive by a woman nurtured deep into his psyche while on the Planet of the Preying Mantis Women. Fortunately Chong remains blissfully unaware of his specific doom. Nevertheless it remains rather cruel of fate that with such an overbearing fear Chong should find himself the focus of so much zealous female attention. Chong finds it hard to maintain a close proximity to a woman without fleeing for his life, but his therapist Dr. Furtleberger believes in stringent behavioural 'dinner date' therapy. Furtleberger also frowns upon on artificial crutches such as Chong's Obelointment sunglasses that can transfrom a beautiful woman into a bricklayer with a hairy crack. Understandably it's all quite a strain for the C-man. Runaway Reliffian princess Tangerine Tree tries to enter Chong's life at a critical point near the very culmination of his Machiavellian plans. Guided by anonym